Mark Watson: How You Can Almost Win

Due to the continued disruption caused by Covid-19, we have made the decision to move Mark’s show, How You Can Almost Win online, via Zoom. It will last for approximately 80 minutes without an interval and will be Mark’s stand up, plus some added fun.

In 2017, Mark Watson – a man prone to considerable anxiety, with multiple phobias and a history of piss-poor self-esteem – was asked to go on Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls. It really wasn’t for him at all because his favourite things include safety, comfort, food and not being scared and miserable. But the experience changed the shambolic comedian for the better, and now he’s written a sort of motivational talk about what it taught him. But still with jokes.

★★★★ He always displays an innate understanding of what the audience wants… creating a bespoke experience for every gig, an added flourish to a strong hour of stand-up Chortle

For ages 14yrs+

On the morning of the show you will be emailed a unique Zoom link which you can click to access the gig from 30 minutes before the start time. Please don’t share this with others or neither party will be able to enter the gig. Like a real show, a ticket is required for each person, even if you’re in the same room – this helps us support Mark and South Hill Park as much as possible.

You do not need a Zoom account to access the show, but you will need to download the Zoom app on your device. To prevent link-sharing and piracy, we will ask that all Zoom log-ins match the name that the tickets were booked in. If you have booked tickets for people not in your household, please email their names to hello@impatientproductionsuk.com so those names can be added to the list of ticket holders.